The massive rise in food bank use since 2010 is a real head scratcher, i can’t imagine there’s any correlation anywhere. 
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Some weird coincidence, probably 
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How many times do I have to say that Sir Keith is a disaster for the Labour party?
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You sure?
First “hunger is good for you”, now “It’s okay to eat mold”, how long until the British press is re-printing A Modest Proposal?
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The Express hasn’t been worth wiping your arse on for decades so at least their standards haven’t slipped.
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Conflicting messages. Arent you supposed to scrape off the mould?
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Both!
You scrape the mould off the jam, keep the jam, and give the mould to your servants to feast on. And deduct a reasonable amount from their wages as compensation, of course.
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How much can you get for 2x tickets to a Premier League game of your choice? I’d pick something that most people would want to see, so it would be something like Spurs vs Arsenal rather than Brentford vs Brighton.
Would it cover my food and utility bills for a week, or will I still be scraping mould of cold baked beans?
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A nice sandpaper burn.
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And the T isn’t silent!
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And it never will be, if I have my way.
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Well, the British are brutish
To be fair, I know some folk who pronounce it without the t. Try it, you’ll see what I mean.
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Indeed, “Bri’ ish” is a word - but in this case I think we are referring to the T for Trans, what with campaigners trying their hardest to silence and separate us from the other wonderful Alphabet People out there.
That T will never be silent
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Ah, afraid to say that did go over my head.
Like your style!
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I thought it was an American, talking about tea.
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That is where we started, yes.
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I lost track.
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