I hope Larry the cat had time to piss on something she liked
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Does the UK even really need a Prime Minister at this point?
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Chancellor Jeremy Hunt has confirmed he will not stand to be the next Conservative leader and UK prime minister.
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-politics-63309400
So itâs 'unt Isnât it?
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So⌠the lettuce won?
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Kills the Queen, causes an economic crisis, resigns.
Liz Truss will go down in history as the worst PM ever, and I canât see how anyone could break that without unlikely scenarios like âlaunches nukes at the US as their first official actionâ
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New Tory campaign slogan?
Lettuce turn over a new leaf for England!
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Lettuce Move Forward.
Simon Mayo for Chancellor.
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Utter
As long as it isnât Reese Mogg
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Ha, good one!!
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I fear that the Tory conference has turned out to be a coup planned elsewhere; Iâd almost be willing to put money on the last two candidates being Sunak and Mordaunt, and then one of them will mysteriously step aside, to avoid the need for a membership vote - although I think that the Tories would be fine with a fast vote right now because it would add deniable plausibility even when the âloserâ gets a big Cabinet post.
(Oh, and weâll all be distracted by stories of Johnson returning in triumph but there is literally no way the parliamentary party would allow that.)
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Option #4 has a certain je ne sais qoui.
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So - how does transition happen?
Does the lettuce take over as interim?
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If it doesnât take years of probing questions, intimate physicals and at least two letters from professionals on their mental health state then I call foul.
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I think I would prefer to have the lettuce for the next two years.
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