I’m also really hoping that between the 
and the 
that we don’t see an impairment of NATO because two of its G7, nuclear armed members, both permanent members of the security council, descend into prolonged political disfunction.
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You’re one of those bright side fellas, eh? 
I hate it here right now…
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This is now a disambiguation page, pointing to three different articles
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Lectern is out? No way! Who will replace them!?
*sorry/not sorry
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Ah, but is Larry the cat outside, that’s what the public really wants to know.
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Aaaaaaand, she’s gone!
Wow. 
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Gone. The Lettuce wins the race.
Who next?
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That was an unfair contest. Iceberg lettuce isn’t even actually a leafy vegetable, it’s a flavourless material used for construction. It probably exceeds minimum standards in the Building Regulations by more than what most houses are built of.
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I know, but that’s less fun
But you did break the news for me so honestly, thank you, I shall be sipping my coffee in delight now.
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Definitely Tory though…
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Liz Truss is continuing her statement outside Number 10.
In front of dozens of reporters she says she came into office at a time of “great economic and international instability”.
She added: “I recognise… given the situation I cannot deliver the mandate on which I was elected by the Conservative Party.”
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Government by Jenga.
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New record!
Last record holder died in office.
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