And a Labour MP tweets their thanks to the police. Yeah, we’re fucked.
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Someone should make him swim in - strike that - drink this.
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I don’t think he is real.
Michael Take = Taking the Mickey = Taking the piss
And Dorset East hasn’t had an MP since the end of WW2
For a few minutes I did believe he was real too, until my brain made me reread it.
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Satire no longer works. The world is broken.
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So while the Twitter account is fake, the sewage problem is very real.
But at least not all the water is going to be worse than the EU
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So is the narrative that it’s “safe” because it’s not summer. This satire is very much on target from what I can see.
Laugh in horror now, but it’s coming for you, wherever you are.
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And knowing how malicious the Tories can be towards anyone who isn’t English, the Channel and Irish Sea are going to be full of raw sewage before long.
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Happy happy joy joy!
To be fair on the conservatives they are pouring shit into the rivers and lakes so this is just on brand deregulated greedpig capitalism and contempt for the poors. They go for their watersports in lake Garda or somewhere.
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Her emails are actually a thing to be concerned about.
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I suspect they actually go for their watersports in seedy backstreets in Soho or high-class mansion maisonettes in Kensington.
(I would not normally go for kink-shaming, but… Tories.)
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Since it’s the time of year for this- beware the Zombie government:
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The Political Singularity, aka the Singulidoicy: The point in a country’s history when at least one major political faction grows so entrenched in ideology and disconnected from reality that their actions become so unfathomably stupid they can no longer be predicted.
(Not gonna lie, slightly surprised the UK got their first. I was betting on America, but it was a pretty close run and they ain’t far behind)
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Sir Keith is a child abuser: Confirmed! It also explains why Rosie Duffield is still in the Labour party.
I can’t help but wonder if the reason the CPS dropped the case every time I was attacked is because he was a transphobe when he was head of the CPS.
There’s no fucking way I will vote for Labour until he is gone. There’s no point when I don’t know if they will try to eliminate us just like the Tories are trying right now. Letting Britain burn and rebuilding from the ashes looks like a better option right now.
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MP, failed minister and philanderer decides the best way to serve his constituents is by eating kangaroo genitals
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I’m expecting silence.
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