UK Prime Minister fucked dead pig at college

If the animal is already dead, I don’t see any moral distinction between fucking its corpse, and chopping its corpse into small pieces burning it over a heat source, soaking the little bits of corpse in syrup and spices, and eating said chopped up bits of corpse, then shitting it out later.

The pig’s dead, it doesn’t care.

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Cameron’s Complaint.

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Isn’t there some old saying about f@ckin’ a dead horse…

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My thoughts exactly. Fucking the poor, destroying the quality of life of so many, and people are outraged that he stuck his bits and pieces in a dead pigs head? It is amazing what we’ve been trained to let slide and what we are outraged about.

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It’s part of the art of war.
VI. Weak points and Strong.

“run us so badly” or “run us so badly”?

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Well, at least Cameron didn’t (presumably) put it back in the fridge for his mother to cook and eat later…

“So. Now you know the worst thing I have ever done. I fucked my own family’s dinner.”

I got bad news for you, you’ve been doing it wrong.

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Aha! Now this is an excellent point.

Both. It’s like a Schroedinger’s sentence, except it’s in reverse; only one or the other until the situation is observed. At this point both states become simultaneously true.

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Say what you will about Donald Trump, he never fucked a pig. … as far as we know.

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Worse - he’s fucked a human.

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…and what do you call them?
#The Aristocrats!!!

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He should’ve looked up Auntie Angel’s Grapefruit Technique first:

Ha! I’d still worry about the acids. For a wee bit more detail; the issue was that fresh orange is as bad if not worse than soap/shampoo as far as mucous membrane irritation…

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