Related?
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Christ, what an asshole!
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Iâve met his wife: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY
But then you have to put the sportsball pages behind your ankles to read them properly, and thereâs just not enough room.
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I am able to confirm this, Portland really is full of Beets.
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âFinallyâ? We typically enjoy all of them together. My six- and eight-year-old were both big fans of the Dude Wipe one.
But I donât think I need this. Iâm 6â2", so with uncommon exceptions, most terlets are low enough that Iâm already mostly squatting when I sit on them. And ask my family: I donât never have no trouble poopinâ several times a day.
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Itâs okay⌠have a hug.
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âŚbut donât squeeze too hard.
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I imagine itâs something like this?
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I cut down a cardboard box to the right height for me. Not quite as classy as injection molded plastic, but hey, the price was right! I saw them at a store and thought about buying one, but I am cheap.
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Depends, are those beats*(by dre) beets non-gmo, organically grown, farm to table, and washed with the purest of pure non-gmo farm to table organic water by virgin maidens who are born and raised for the explicit purpose of washing beets?
ETA - turns out the beets are also infused with THC, who knew?
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Wait a minute. . . Did you watch the video? Seems that if youâre doing it right, youâll only have to poop ONCE a day! The whole point of the squatty potty thingie is to get it all out in one big go, ya know?
ETA: As for me, Iâm fine with just one weird trick â eating lots of celery!
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I use one of these (or one very much like it at least). It folds flat and is cheap. Iâm not sure where mine came from but they can be found for less than ten bucks.
http://www.amazon.com/Plastics-101-6-White-EZ-Foldz/dp/B000NOUQRA
Personally I prefer to do the Elmo shuffle (while singing "iâm takinâ a poop, iâm takinâ a poopâŚmixed in with a little scat) â burn a few calories and seems to really increase my download speed.
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Played it to my girls tonight, 5 & 7, they liked it but didnât laugh as much as I did. But hey, Iâve been using their stools to adjust my posture for years at this stage, so it probably wouldnât occur to them that posture fail is a thing.
Because i have to give out to them when they come into the toilet. When Iâm on it. Privacy please. Please.
I have never had a problem pooping then I do eat loads of fruit.
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Uh⌠of course they are? How can you even question that?
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Iâm fine with my good-sized Morning B.M., my 3:00 Constitutional, and my Evening Crapola. Combining them into one daily megadump would be a horrorshow; theyâre substantial and satisfying enough as it is.
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It bothers me that no one is selling this as the âstool stool,â but at least the ad made that joke in passing (ha!).
I just put a foot on either side of the toilet seat and squat. But thereâs no unicorn puppet for pants-off toilet balancing.
