Well maybe your Hippo is a jerk but mine is quite sweet
Be careful, it’s a lie. All hippos are jerks. Sleep with one eye open, when you least expect it it’ll be ready…
The only exception are George and Martha who are by all reckonings the sweetest hippos to have ever lived.
You’re starting to drive a wedge in my feelings for Nadine but if your hippothesis is right I’ll be switching by alliance, perhaps a Honey Badger or a weasel. I’ve redesigned my thoughts thanks to your insight
may i recommend a cuddly mongoose? 
LIES!
Fiona hippo says you’re lying!
Man, I can’t even get my emotional support tweezers onboard.
Less distracting and annoying than a comfort peacock would be masturbating underneath a genital cozy, but you know they’ll just never be open to that.
The irony of putting a flightless bird inside a flying machine is not lost on the creature.
They bring the peacock, and I’ll bring the stuffing.
Peacocks aren’t flightless. But like Swans and Geese we usually see them in situation where flying is neither not necessary or when they have clipped wings.
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