Appearing in public with an atypical pet? How novel.
Avida Dollars, 1969
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Airline: And what is your emotional support animal, madam?
Woman: It’s a screaming dinosaur named after a serial killer.
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Airline. Accurate, but your child will still need their own ticket.
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I worry that people abusing the “emotional support” animal thing is causing a problem for others who legitimately need to travel with real support animals. A peacock? Seriously??
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Exactly. Same feelings/thoughts here.
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United sucks, but I’m with them on this one. Nobody wants to hear a peacock shriek in an enclosed space. EVER.
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I never thought I would say this but I’m with the airlines on this one.
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How much time have you spent in Williamsburg? Those quirky mother fuckers love recreational psych meds. I’ve never been offered stranger shit than when interacting with the hipster set. Once a perfect stranger asked me if I wanted a Thorazine in a bar there.
Whenever I fly I like to request an emotional support seat that is not next to a freaking peacock!
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What’s the surprise? Everyone knows that United is going to be an un-pheasant experience.
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They’re not very supportive.
I’m from CA, and they wouldn’t let me get on with my free range emotional support Mojave rattler.
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question: Can I have more than one ‘controlled and housebroken’ support animal? Can I have, I dunno, a murder of 9 crows as long as they listen to me and I put little diapers on them?
Inquiring minds need to know.
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Edibles work pretty well.
Anyway, peacocks are assholes. Flying is a shitty enough experience as it is, without having to deal with your fucking peacock. I would wring that little fucker’s neck if I had to share a plane with it.
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Because his spirit animal is a flamingo?
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Least sympathetic flight attendant ever.
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Okay, Peacocks on a Plane could be a funny movie.
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We all derive emotional support in our own unique ways.
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They aren’t. PeaCocks are jerks and not emotionally supportive at all.
Hippos are also jerks.
I thought you didn’t kiss and tell…
my emotional support elephant on the other hand…brings me so much comfort at my job in the china shop.
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