Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/30/upskirt-camera-attached-to-cre.html
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Ha~Ha!
Ha~Ha!
Ha~Ha!
The magnesium flash was probably a mistake.
Somewhere, a woman has discovered the long-sought after “make perv’s camera explode” button. Now if only she would share her knowledge with the world.
That must have been some mighty fine talk that the preacher done him.
If the shoe fits…
personally I find this quite unfortunate and its a shame that this happened to him and it did not get caught on cam.
but at least he got caught with a smoking shoe.
Let’s post his instructions on likely sites.
- save money on shoe cam by using factory reject lithium ion cells from china
- install the battery on the inside of the shoe or alternatively hide the battery in your underwear by running wire down leg to the shoe.
- make sure to sweat excessively as the pheromones will draw the females closer to you don’t worry about the moisture on the battery they are designed to be somewhat moisture resistant for this exact reason
4…
He always gets off on the wrong foot with the ladies.
oh now I remember step 4… is make sure red and black wire from battery to camera have bare wire and are as close to touching each other as possible but not quite.
Know what dude? Get married. I guarantee you get to see allllll the panties you want.
That creep has no sole.
I think his chances of getting married went up in smoke.
He started out as quite the sneaker, but he should have known it wouldn’t last.
Apparently he bought a ready-made ‘shoecam’?
“As it turns out, the explosion hurt not only his foot but also his conscience. The man opened up about what happened to a clergyman…”
He probably thought that ‘god’ did it to him, hence the visit to the clergyman. So there are useful delusions.
Band name. Dibs!