Originally published at: Uri Geller explains how grey alien vaginas work | Boing Boing
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I’m surprised it took him this long to hop on this particular woo wagon.
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Stop it, Uri.
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Imagine being gifted with X-Men-esque superpowers and deciding the best way to help humanity was to spend decades hosting workshops teaching people how to mangle cutlery.
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The Stupendous Yappi, Exogynecologist.
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I’m surprised that Alien Vaginas isn’t already a band name.
In other news: Uri Geller is a lying sack of shit.
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Uri’s possible confidential source:
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Uri Geller is still alive?!? Looking him up on Wikipedia, I see he’s only 76, but damn I was pretty sure he’d dried up and blown away by now. (I guess not enough people told him to go get bent?) I knew his initial story, getting thoroughly debunked by James Randi on the Tonight Show, but I didn’t realize that being shown to be a fraud was such a boost to his popularity and indeed, part of his rise to fame. That’s really depressing.
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Is it still available?
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If I could play any kind of instrument, it would be. Specifically, Grey Alien Vaginas. I think the full name has a kind of extra resonance that the shortened version lacks.
Also known as “G-A-V” for the more prudish radio stations. Our first album, “Uri Checks Out My Hoo-Ha”, will be on Spotify shortly.
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The only thing he’s proven here is that he doesn’t know anything about any species’ vaginas.
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God I love that sketch. Kate McKinnon at her absolute chaotic best. She broke up the entire cast of that skit, and by the middle of it was aiming for them instead of the audience.
“Not my worst Wednesday night.”
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Do you want scifi porn? This is how you have scifi porn
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He knows how alien vaginas work?
He doesn’t even know how spoons fucking work!
Caveat - I learnt how spoons worked when I was about two years old.
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Not so brief.
Hal Puthoff posted to say that his involvement with Scientology was trivial. I countered by pointing out that he was OT III, and that I’d met his wife, ten years after Mind-Reach, while she was pursuing the independent Scientology equivalent of OT V. I can understand why an eminent physicist would not want his reputation tarnished by the mention of Scientology. [Hugh Urban, in his history of Scientology, notes that Hal Puthoff was OT VII by 1971, the highest level then attainable. — ed.]
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Agreed. There’s a point where you can tell she smells blood in the water and goes for the kill. It’s glorious.
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What in the world she’s [naked grey alien] doing in a basement of an abandoned building in Mexico I cannot imagine. Probably, she was emerging from below the surface with the intention of going out into the area to fulfill various needs.
This means only one thing: You go get some, grey alien lady!
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