Originally published at: Spoonbending psychic Uri Geller's palace for sale, complete with meditation pyramid and healing crystal rocks to lengthen your life | Boing Boing
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Aren’t most rocks millions of years old?
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“Everything is energy, even rocks are energy. So definitely the person who will buy the house will no doubt live longer. I mean that seriously.”
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De-wooing the place would be a chore. Start by replacing the pyramid with an observatory or a ham shack.
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Ah yes this jerk,
He regretted doing this and apologized, so sure, enjoy your retirement I guess.
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There’s nobody post Manhattan Project who has a good excuse for being unaware, at some level, that rocks are indeed energy; but there’s a bit more wiggle room in terms of believing that there’s any connection between that and living longer.
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Yeah, that pyramid is the first thing to get demolished.
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I wonder how he felt about this?
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Will some photoshop person please bend that photo of his mansion?
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“. . . but these crystals have more energy, according to no scientific test, I just thought they looked cool.”
Ah HA! His house is littered with uranium!
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So definitely the person who will buy the house will no doubt live longer. I mean that seriously."
Still grifting after all these years. He should get a certain BB guest author to write the real estate listing.
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More painful than a plug or Lego.
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Billions are thousands of millions, I guess, but maybe these are special because they are young rocks.
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Shouldn’t there be some quiet marks around the word ‘psychic’? Alternatively, ‘fraud’ works well.
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Uri Geller is Jewish, so you might want to rethink that.
I didn’t know what it meant. I assumed that it had something to do with a meat that is definitely not kosher.
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This being Geller, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s not actually selling the place, but is merely seeking the most cost-effective way to showcase his swank pad.
He’s already milking the Kadabra-forgiveness thing for all it’s worth and then some.
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You mean to avoid the implication that he’s one of those genuine psychics we’ve all heard so much about?
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Going off of the incorrect interpretation, who cares if you do make a place to store food that isn’t kosher? It wouldn’t be his home anymore. Would anyone care if you put a wine rack in a home you bought from someone that was Muslim or Mormon?
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