US Sen. John Kennedy exposes kale as a gateway drug to woke-ness

I’m sure his low-IQ, stupid audience successfully processed all that he was going on about.

I am genuinely disturbed that the WH staff tried to keep that thing alive.

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Dictionaries are on conservative’s list of things to burn.

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… the kind of pwn-the-libs logic that led Rush Limbaugh to smoke himself to death, I imagine :thinking:

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MAGA is literally, explicitly trying to undo the Enlightenment

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Eeewww! Pass me the bottle of MindBleach ™ © ®
“Once seen, cannot be unseen, except with miracle MindBleach ™ © ®”

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By that definition, I am indeed woke and proud!

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Kale is fucking delicious. If you don’t like it, chances are you’ve just had bad examples of it. Thank you @DukeTrout for the kale chips link. Every time we make them, we think they’ll be a snack for the week but eat them all up as soon as they come out of the oven.
Kale stir fried in sesame oil is another go-to.
But this guy also talked about people roaming around Capitol Hill eating kale from ziplock bags? That’s some kind of gustatory crime, or those people need longer lunch breaks. But don’t put the blame on kale.

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Maybe they’re chewing edibles, and just tell him it’s kale?

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Mmmm. Stamppot. I’ve been to Nederland many times and never miss a chance for some stamppot met rookworst. Lekker!

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The typography nerd in me is going bonkers that your quote marks are two opening marks and not an opening/closing mark.

@Brainspore You see what he’s trying to do here? Burst a blood vessel in an eye!

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