Originally published at: US Senator Bernie Sanders tells Elon Musk to STFU | Boing Boing
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Did Musk pay his taxes?
No, you did.
No we all Americans did…
He forgot to add, “Also, get off my lawn”.
Excellent- though it would have been perfect if Bernie called him pedo guy.
Bernie is a socialist. It’s OUR lawn. And Musk should get the hell off of it.
Lawn care is a petty concern for old men who don’t have real problems to worry about.
Billionaires benefiting from tax subsidies while fighting efforts to make them pay their fair share is a topic of actual importance for society as a whole.
Let’s see… should I side with a grumpy old guy who calls out a selfish, over-privileged douche-bag? Or should I side with the selfish, over-privileged douche-bag?
(weighs imaginary weights in extended left and right hands…)
Yeah, I’m gonna side with the grumpy old guy.
He forgot to add, “Also, get off my lawn”.
When you’re Bernie’s age you move to a condo with less to care for.
When you’re Elon; you never did care for anything.
Oh yeah, you sure did an amazing job figuring out which of these two is the petty dick.
I’m happy to see children playing wherever. Musk though can stay the hell off my lawn or anywhere else. He has more than enough of his own property to start expecting people to welcome him on theirs.
Maybe Musk should pay his fucking taxes and stop promoting white supremacist talking points and making childish misogynistic jokes on twitter. He’s fucking all of us over with his unwillingness to pay his fair share for the shared public good. He’s a narcissistic twat with doesn’t give two shits if the country and the people in it that he has derived incredibly profit from is completely fucked.
go get 'em, Bernie.
Correction to the fist bump emojis…
I need Tommy Chong / Bernie podcast and I need it yesterday.
You’re a billionaire — great, good for you.
Ten points for perfect use of the em dash.
Here, as in Europe, at first only the wealthy had the time or money to cultivate a well-manicured lawn that was purely decorative. In those early days the lawn was still a rural phenomenon, and one confined to the upper classes.
Musk’s twitter feed avatar is his gigantic space penis blocking out the rays of the sun.
That says it all.