Reminds me of the all joke, “which comes first, the willy or the hoo-hah.”
I mean we’re living in the future and this is what someone came up with? Not gunna lie though i’m amused to no end about it.
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“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx
Also - Why a duck?
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Nah, that’s cool I’m good.
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Duck fertility in many species is an arms race, with evolution crafting these insanely complicated genitalia. There’s an interesting reason for this, despite most species on anas (ducks, geese, swans) being serially monogamous, some ducks are rapists. As the article discusses, females can control if sperm is used in fertilization or not; this is essentially, “why not.” Sorry to spoil the image of those pretty little ducks, but if the could only tweet, their # metoo would be very crowded.
P.S. Some species are monogamous, often mating for life, and having strong mate bonds, so they ain’t all bad.
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Liked because Green Porno is awesome…
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nah i’m good cory
Slide, slide slippity slide - I do what I do just to survive…
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Waiting anxiously for the Descent mashup.
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I know you might occasionally hear an English person say “fuck a duck!”, but it’s an expression of surprise, not a demand.
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Aqua Teen Hunger force had the idea first.
(starts at 16 secs)
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That would make for a pretty epic VRChat world.
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“Duck’s Amazing Vagina” would be a great name for . . . . . .
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Thank you, but no. It’s time for tea.
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