She’s definitely Bi. Unless she’s only straight for Sam.
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Dammit, spoilers, I’ve got 6 seasons to go yet!
But Dean hit on her, right?
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Sorry. Dean had the hots for Daphne.
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Fair enough, that ain’t no spoiler.
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Didn’t Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law get them acquitted of those charges?
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Just from that picture I think Dobie is Fred
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That would be perfectly understandable.
But in the meantime, I am letting my imagination run wild with Thelma and Daphne as played by Linda Cardinelli and Sarah Michelle Gellar.
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She also dated Shaggy in Mystery Incorporated, but now we’re just getting in the multiverse of Velmas. I honestly wouldn’t mind a Scooby-Doo multiverse movie, even if a majority of the series have pretty much the exact characterizations.
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Makes sense; the character design of Shaggy totally looks like it was drawn to resemble Bob Denver.
As for Velma’s orientation finally being made ‘official;’
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this is just such a wild reduction even if she were a real person
by what mechanism did they suddenly become unattractive? they’re exactly the same person they were before.
so odd.
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I’m pretty sure they did make a movie where two versions of the gang meet, I think via cyberspace copying rather than dimension travel.
Imaginary things are real, they just lack the property of existence.
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Just a shout out to say how remarkably appropriate the cartoon frame selected for the article is. I noticed her goofy expression first, and then I saw the hand on her shoulder. Magnifique!
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…I wrote you many letters emails blog posts tweets professing my love, yet you never reply…
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I have actually heard straight guys say stuff like that, although usually it’s about some famous actress who they were never going to meet anyway.
“Damn bro, sucks for you-- first Portia De Rossi comes out as gay, then Salma Hayek gets married, at this rate you’ll never find the perfect match.”
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But… but… Velma, I’m “obviously brilliant”, have great turtlenecks, glasses and love animals! 
Well, not so much cats.
I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
Well, not that shocked.
Not shocked in the slightest.
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