Originally published at: Video montage of Tucker Carlson's adorable laugh | Boing Boing
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#nightmareFuel
Nobody wants this
Nobody asked for this
I needed whatever it was that was in my brain before this displaced it
Like he was tripping balls standing front row at a Phish show.
Tanned balls.
Shorn.
Be fine by me if we put the phrase Mother Tucker! into currency.
There is not enough money in the world to get me to click on that link.
I am not watching this. I’ve seen the video-links in other threads. Not watching them either.
However, if someone creates a montage of his death-rattles, I might reconsider.
Nope-nope-nope-nope
I’m sure I’ve heard monkeys and birds that sound very similar. He’s actually sort of an American kookaburra, when I think about it…
Is this one of those threads that we all wish the link were a rick roll instead of what it actually is?
Give me that every time.
Click here to see a video montage of tFucker crying:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ/
eta: changed hear to here cos am eejit
I made it 32 seconds. I will not attempt a new record.
Why yes, yes it is.
Instead, it’s like being voluntarily trapped in a padded room with a giggling Pennywise. Why did I watch that, and where’s my martini?
It’s a perfectly reasonable facsimile of a normal human “laugh”
That was the longest minute I’ve experienced in quite a while.
Someone took it upon themselves to watch and edit what I’m guessing was hundreds of hours of TC. In God’s name why would anyone do that to themselves.