Originally published at: Watch as Colbert destroys Tucker Carlson, again | Boing Boing
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The best gem starts at 6:15 into the video
The Vax-Scene
(Sung to the melody, Mr. Sand Man)
Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot
Shot shot shot shot shot
Shot
Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot
Mr. Sandman, get the vaccine
So that you don’t get Covid-19
It doesn’t matter, Moderna or Pfizer
Just get one so your grandma doesn’t die, sir.
Sandman, go get the jab
It’s safe! It’s made by scientists in a lab.
I can’t stand this quarantine
So Mr. Sandman, please, get the vaccine
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Oddly, Tucker Carson still around, comfortable, wealthy, and popular.
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He must be a T-1000. We can’t just destroy him, we need to drop him in molten metal.
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See? Let’s try that!
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Although completely vaccinated, I intend to wear a mask in public for the rest of my life, for no other reason than to make c*ntservatives mad.
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not a bad idea, slow down other airborne diseases
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I love Colbert, but the person most responsible for the public opprobrium and scorn heaped on Tucker Carlson? That man’s name is Tucker Carlson.
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That’s Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson.
A big dick needs a long name.
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Hopefully they acknowledged Randy Rainbow.
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So we should call him T.C.?
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Tucker Odd-Textured Paste That’s Supposed to be Apple Brown Betty Swanson Frozen Dinner McNear Carlson.
When are you guys gonna get it right?
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As a person who’s initials are T.C. … please, not 
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