Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/28/video-warns-of-illuminati-py.html
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my best friend growing up had one of these… ahhhh the 80s! I always knew he was “one of them”…
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You miss the point. We never kept those brainwashing devices in our own homes, only distributed them to … wait. Oh no, I’ve said too much. And now the doorbell is ringing…
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The voice it tells you the time in kind of reminds me of a Dalek…
Six sixteeeeeeen! pm. Exterminaaaate!
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Nothing to see here, this is completely unremarkable.
Fnord
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When you combine pyramids with Illuminati, you get Pyranati. Or Illuminids. Or idiots.
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Don’t worry, the woman without a face that lives in everyone’s home is already there. The doorbell is just a formality, she’s already packed up your things.
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Sure, but how does it perform in terms of keeping razor blades sharp?
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“Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Lord Ballard. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the Stanley Cup.”
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but will it sharpen my razor blades?
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That’s nothing, you should see the actual Illuminati Pyramids in Egypt, they’re huge, and made of almost 100% pure illuminatium.
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I laughed too hard thinking that someone went through the effort of “researching” this clock without noticing the Seiko brand name on the side.
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So, uh, the Illuminati pyramid is a tetrahedron. Is that the sinister part? I hope so, 'cause it’s got me effing freaked out over here!
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And here I thought Steve Jackson Games was launching another Kickstarter.
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I keep grain in mine.
A sleepy voice comes out; “Merry Christmas,” it says.
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Well, I was sold on this video’s theory until it started talking about the second clock. No self-respecting Illuminatus would bother with a tetrahedron.
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I think that’s referring to the second pyramid clock they show.
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Or piles. (They know where they can shove their pointy pyramid.)
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