See, @LDoBe, Jews only went to hell until 1959. Now all the Catholic Jews go to heaven as soon as they die. Problem solved.
I’m sure all those other Jews in hell can apply for refugee status or something.
Or maybe there’s someplace else they can go – separate but equal?
But a belief system that gives you everything you want as soon as you choose to believe in it is the simplest, most efficient belief system.
