Ok, I just figured vultures were too intelligent to resort to murdering one another cause they couldn’t get back out the same damn screen they tore through to begin with!
Happened to me in my own backyard. The remains of a pigeon dropped at my feet by a hawk. Since I was not driving, it was actually kind of cool.
Then we have factual narratives: Vultures occupy White House, fill it with vomit and excrement.
Now this weirdly disjointed tale puts me in mind of the Great Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876:
WHO WILL FEED THE BIRDIES IF NOT ME
who’s a pretty bird who’s a pretty bird yes you are
I’m sensing a growing business opportunity in Florida.
That’s one of the many problems with feeding wildlife. It changes their behavior in unforeseen ways that can lead to self-destructive results (for the animal and feeder).
If you’ve never been there it’s hard to imagine how many wild animals there are running around
Anywhere there could be a critter, there is a critter there
Oh, I know. Lived there for 10 years plus.
Vultures were her second choice. She used to feed the alligators.
Yeah, this is technically also happening down the street at Mar A Lago.
God I miss Gary Larson, nobody does that style of humor anymore
We used to do exactly this to the HoJo’s in Orlando back when I was in the navy
Shudder…Based on the cover picture I thought I was going to read one of Ruben Bolling’s God Man comics. My eyes!!
When you’re outside looking in
Who’s there to open the door?
That’s what friends are for:
Risseldy rosseldy, now, now, now!
A quick scrub with 25 Or 6 To 4, all gone.
That ditty never became an earworm for me, but likely because of all the running, crying and screaming.