Ok, I just figured vultures were too intelligent to resort to murdering one another cause they couldn’t get back out the same damn screen they tore through to begin with!
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Happened to me in my own backyard. The remains of a pigeon dropped at my feet by a hawk. Since I was not driving, it was actually kind of cool.
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LOL!!
Then we have factual narratives: Vultures occupy White House, fill it with vomit and excrement.
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Also, AirB’n’B.
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Now this weirdly disjointed tale puts me in mind of the Great Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876:
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WHO WILL FEED THE BIRDIES IF NOT ME
who’s a pretty bird who’s a pretty bird yes you are
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I’m sensing a growing business opportunity in Florida.
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That’s one of the many problems with feeding wildlife. It changes their behavior in unforeseen ways that can lead to self-destructive results (for the animal and feeder).
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If you’ve never been there it’s hard to imagine how many wild animals there are running around
Anywhere there could be a critter, there is a critter there
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Oh, I know. Lived there for 10 years plus.
Palmetto bugs…shudder.
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Vultures were her second choice. She used to feed the alligators.
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Yeah, this is technically also happening down the street at Mar A Lago.
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God I miss Gary Larson, nobody does that style of humor anymore
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We used to do exactly this to the HoJo’s in Orlando back when I was in the navy
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Shudder…Based on the cover picture I thought I was going to read one of Ruben Bolling’s God Man comics. My eyes!!
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When you’re outside looking in
Who’s there to open the door?
That’s what friends are for:
https://youtu.be/wTrB45tfFDQ
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Let’s run
the fuck
away
from here!
Risseldy rosseldy, now, now, now!
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A quick scrub with 25 Or 6 To 4, all gone.
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That ditty never became an earworm for me, but likely because of all the running, crying and screaming.
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