Waffle House has its own record label and the songs are in the restaurant jukeboxes

[Gyrofrog]

@boingboing

their special hash browns smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, and/or capped.

You forgot “scattered.”

@boingboing

“Scattered, Smothered, and DISCOVERED Artist of the Year,”

Ah, there it is!

Also:

Everyone remembers waffles