She rode around for hours and THERE’S NO VIDEO FOOTAGE???
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Mallwart woulda been OK with it if she used Mallwart Durabrand wine glasses.
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Get rid of her Jimmy, she’s classing up the place too much!
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Well, there is no question she committed a criminal offence on the premises: she WAS drinking and driving.
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Two roads diverged in a Walmart lot and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
and that has made all the difference.
– Robert Frost
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I think that must vary by location. All the alcohol is on open shelving at the one near me.
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In the thrift store I regularly come across things designed to hide booze – fake binoculars are the most common. Kudos to her for up-cycling that Pringles can. Plus she got to eat the Pringles first!
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So there is a line that can be crossed.
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The fuck what? What have the police got to do with Walmart?
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I’m pretty sure that Trump served Pringles out of wine glasses to go with his hamberders.
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Pringles “Can”? Carton, surely? (Or is this another UK/USA divergence?)
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The wine was probably a cover for her wardriving operation, snooping wifi with the Pringles can.
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I love the (apparent) fact that they had to go and hunt her down somewhere else to tell her she was barred from Walmart (and its parking lot presumably).
That’s dedication.
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This happened in my hometown. I am not surprised.
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This reads like a Camper Van Beethoven B-side.
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Sauvignon Blanc with Sour Cream and Chive. Looking at maybe a Menetou-Salon. Salt and Vinegar would demand a Port or perhaps a Maury.
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Damn, they’re on to us!
