Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/14/walmart-bans-woman-after-she-r.html
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THOSE BASTARDS, HOW DARE THEY!!!
(yes it is a complete sentence…ugh)
Those cans hold liquid without disintegrating?
Only more reason to drink quickly
Upon reflection it’s probably a good way to hide a bottle, more original than a brown paper bag.
Yeah, my assumption was that the can was merely hiding the wine bottle. But given the context… who knows.
Anyhow, it was a tough year and who can blame her, really.
My future everybody!
BTW: Wally World will not open the booze case and let you carry it up to the counter to pay, you have to go pick it up at a pre arranged place and then pay for it.
This woman is likely to blame!
Checks out: pringles cans diameter 3.13".
https://www.kelloggsspecialtychannels.com/image/show/58900dd5-e9fd-460b-aea3-ba69a9bcc137
Wine bottle diameter starts at 3":
Next they’ll be banning people on riding lawnmowers.
LIFE HACK!
Whatever she smoked or ate beforehand must’ve been cosmic. I’m terribly disappointed the Walmart employees didn’t go find a plastic tiara in the toy department to crown her Queen of Wichita Falls.
Well now I know what I am doing this weekend.
Well, they can certainly hold Pringles potatoid chips without disintegrating… so…
If we’re talking outside diameters, then that may not work. What’s the can’s wall thickness? Can’t be too thin; thin wall cylindrical shapes on their own are weaker than egg shells.
As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls.
Hey, it’s apt.