Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/14/walmart-bans-woman-after-she-r.html
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THOSE BASTARDS, HOW DARE THEY!!!
(yes it is a complete sentence…ugh)

Those cans hold liquid without disintegrating?
Only more reason to drink quickly
Upon reflection it’s probably a good way to hide a bottle, more original than a brown paper bag.
Yeah, my assumption was that the can was merely hiding the wine bottle. But given the context… who knows.
Anyhow, it was a tough year and who can blame her, really.
My future everybody!
BTW: Wally World will not open the booze case and let you carry it up to the counter to pay, you have to go pick it up at a pre arranged place and then pay for it.
This woman is likely to blame!
Checks out: pringles cans diameter 3.13".
https://www.kelloggsspecialtychannels.com/image/show/58900dd5-e9fd-460b-aea3-ba69a9bcc137
Wine bottle diameter starts at 3":
Next they’ll be banning people on riding lawnmowers.

LIFE HACK!
Whatever she smoked or ate beforehand must’ve been cosmic. I’m terribly disappointed the Walmart employees didn’t go find a plastic tiara in the toy department to crown her Queen of Wichita Falls.
Well now I know what I am doing this weekend.
Well, they can certainly hold Pringles potatoid chips without disintegrating… so…
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If we’re talking outside diameters, then that may not work. What’s the can’s wall thickness? Can’t be too thin; thin wall cylindrical shapes on their own are weaker than egg shells.
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As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls.
Hey, it’s apt.