Walmart shopper shoots self in groin


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/30/walmart-shopper-shoots-self-in.html


Man made $2500 in a day buying Monopoly for Millennials at Walmart and selling them online
#2

Don’t be silly; that’s K-Mart. Walmart’s schtick is the smiley faces.

smiley


#3

Ooooooops


#4

Tell me again how the USA doesn’t have a problem with too many untrained firearms owners. Or how people only feel safe when carrying their gun everywhere.


#6

a semiautomatic handgun that was being held in the man’s waistband began to slip. The gun, which was not in a holster, discharged as he attempted to reposition it, the man told cops.

Another responsible gun owner exercising his Second Amendment rights. Say what you will about toasters, it takes a lot of effort to stuff them into your pants.


#7

Yoooowza!


#8

The only way I could believe in God is if this started happening with suspicious frequency.


#9

“Clean up in the Groin Area.”


#10

It was not immediately clear if the man would be charged by the local police department.

So you can negligently fire a gun in public and not be charged? Good system.


#11

He was standing his ground… in his pants.


#12

If only there had been a Wal-Mart employee nearby who was also armed, they could have shot this man before he was able to injure himself.


#13

Well it was a little too late to bust his balls over it.


#14

So he “shot himself in the groin area” and “the man was found in the meat section.” I’m pretty sure we can apply the transitive property here, therefore: “The man shot himself in the meat section.”


#15

Accidental discharge of a firearm is not a real thing.


#16

By shooting himself in the groin he prevented further bad guys in the future. So probably a “good guy with a gun”.


#17

Indeed, as gun enthusiasts are quick to inform everyone whenever there’s a shooting, guns can’t do anything on their own.


#18

the man was found in the meat section of the Walmart store

The jokes literally write themselves


#19

Arizona?!?! ARIZONA?!?!

Come on Texas, Florida, Alabama, South Carolina…are you gonna let ARIZONA show you up like that!!!


#20

Also this one:

I guess dad was trying to break up a fight between his sons, but we all knew it would come to this sooner or later.


#21

How many gun accidents happen in Wal Mart? I feel this cat be the only one…

nope

Okay I’ll stop now.