Interesting. What was it that the father angrily (and cryptically) told the mother? Oh, yes. “Not a finger!!”
Sir - can I interest you in our new line of Kevlar codpieces?
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Nah - needs some toasting
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That’s like locking the door after the horses were gelded.
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That’s okay. Keeps the flies out.
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Or this:
https://www.amazon.com/Concealment-Holster-Thunderwear-Conceal-Holster/dp/B00N98U2TE
(Possibly too upscale for Walmart customers…)
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Anti-date night undie. Lovely.
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Which is why I used scare quotes.
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“Is that a Cuisinart or are you just happy to see me?”
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Maybe he was shopping for one?
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FTFY. You’re welcome.
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He wrecked him self.
I’ve heard random erections can be embarrassing and problematic, but this seems extreme.
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“Check out these Bargain Price Holsters! They’ll blow your socks off, not your cock off!”
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If we’re lucky.
But, hey, here’s one rootin’ tootin’ shootin’ hombre that won’t be reproducing himself! He gets today’s Darwin Award from the NRA.
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If only ralphie had more understanding grandparents:
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Well if that’s your bar I guess you need to start believing in Gawd.
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Sounds like potentially a member of that rarer subset of Darwin Award winners, unable to reproduce even though still alive.
"You’ll shoot your eye out!
