Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/29/want-a-job-where-people-compla.html
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oh, oh, yes!
that sounds like the kind of restful pastime i could lose myself in and relax with after a long day at school
“my nipples explode with delight!”
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You are extremely plugged into Twitter culture, stan culture, and culture in general.
What the hell is “stan” cultu-…
…Actually, whatever that rabbit hole is, I’m pretty sure I just don’t want to know.
Edit: And looks like I hit the wrong reply button. Wups…
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On the other hand, if you’re the head tweeter, it’s probably a lot easier to ban Nazis. And presidents. And Jack.
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But I don’t know Jack!
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I’ve already worked in call center tech support. This sounds equally delightful.
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Sounds like an easy job, just write a script that responds to every tweet, “You don’t like it, then leave”
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It’s a reference to the protagonist of the cult sci-fi series Lexx. Very big among Twitter types.
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You know I think I would take the hell desk job before this one.
Unless I get to be all YOU GET A BAN, YOU GET A BAN, EVERYONE GETS A BAN!
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I was under the impression that the position of “Tweeter in Chief” had already been filled.
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OMG!!! Lexx!!!
And also… Kai!!! 
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Related news:
The answers to these questions may seem obvious, especially to those of us on BoingBoing BBS, but the pathetic fact is that their even asking them is progress. I only hope this indicates that Jack’s malign influence is waning a bit.
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They should hire me. I have made like 1 tweet in my life. See, I’m an outsider who isn’t in love with the smell of my own fart-…er… tweets and more likely to have objective policies.
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