Want to spend 30 hours in a coffin? Six Flags is looking for you

I dont see how this is at all difficult. Hourly bathroom breaks. Phone chargers. Are you required to remain quiet? (Otherwise, you can be chatting with visitors and your other coffin-mates, lessening isolation/boredom/terror.) Is the coffin lid even going to be closed? (it’s not specified.)

Do coffins have Wifi now? or would you have to download 30 hours of podcasts before going in? (Also do they wake you through bathroom breaks or are you allowed to sleep for 12 hours of it?

I already live in Trump’s America. How bad could it be? Sign me up.

I once spent 36 hours in a tiny 1-man tent on the pacific crest trail, doing a lot of thinking about coffins at the time too, so I could probably do this

Are the hourly breaks mandatory, or could they be skipped?

Dark, quiet, possibly silk-lined place to lie down… Sounds like an excellent way to catch up on some sleep.

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