Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/21/warehouse-worker-assaulted-by.html
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how not to stow an oval (oblong?) table.
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Clearly the table was just following orders from the mouse pointer.
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I’m sure it had nothing to do with the vibrations from whatever he was pushing affecting the slight amount of static friction that was all that was keeping that table from rolling…
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0 days since last accident your coworkers watched and laughed at.
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Let that be a lesson to you all.
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Objects behaving badly!
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Wouldn’t a ghost table be incorporeal?
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i am ashamed for laughing. but come on.
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Is it a ghost of a table or a ghost that’s decided to become a table?
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If it was a wooden table might it be inarboreal?
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Having worked in warehouses a bunch over the years I can predict the first words out of his mouth:
“Sweet. . . worker’s comp!”
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I’m SURE it wasn’t just an asshole co-worker lying in wait out of frame and flinging the table at him. There’s NEVER any monkeying around in warehouses. It MUST be ghosts, and not one of the chuckleheads laughing while watching the video playback.
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Who zoomed in before it happened. 
yeah, playback, whatevs
Just like back in uni when the response to a car almost hitting you was “Almost paid my tuition” 
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