Sounds like someone needs to… chill 
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Look, don’t discount the dangers of the secret-basement monsters out of hand…
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Clearly this gentleman fell through a rift in the multiverse, where his house absolutely does have a basement.
His Earth is filled with sovereign citizen underground dwelling monsters who claim any and all basements as their own by divine squaters rights.
Say no more.
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Was about to say the same thing.
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Investigators also say there is no one that lives in the basement below the man, and that, in fact, there is no basement at all.
I suspect marmots, armed marmots.
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The fact that there was no basement is a sure sign that there are pedophiles in the basement.
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I’m glad that he shot his fridge instead of someone else. And that the authorities are aware of this event and can safeguard other people.
If he needs any help, I hope he gets it; and I hope that someone else can look after his weapons until he is capable of safely owning them again, if ever…
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