Washingtonian engages refrigerator in a one-sided gun battle

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One-sided?

He almost certainly kept a gun stashed in the fridge as well

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When fridges fight back:

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So much in one gif…

  1. Too much tannerite that close.

  2. Don’t use tannerate to make shrapnel.

  3. Did the door phase into the 8th dimension?

  4. Faux raccoon tail?

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Found screaming incoherently in the alley outside

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OMG - you win the internet reference award for the day.

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Just about every thing I hear or see is a Pee Wee reference to me.

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Why do I suspect that this person is not well regulated?

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That depends, Do we know if the refrigerator was running?..

I’ll see my way out.

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He suspected it had Sir Walter Raleigh in a can.

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You will never prove that I snickered at the comment.

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Those bastards must have made off with it!

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He spent the morning hunting for Waldo, finally caught up with him in a crowded beachside amusement park. He was bringing the pelt to his local taxidermist when he came across that refrigerator stuffed full of tannerite.

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It was hidden by the same cabal that hid the basement of the restaurant involved in Pizzagate.

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Thank goodness we have the second amendment. /s

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Time to ask Buckaroo Banzai.

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He could have just claimed they Elvis told him to do it.

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I was at some sport and collectable place and they had one of Elvis’s Cadillacs that had a bullet hole in the lower part of the front quarter panel.

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In Michael Bay movies the soda refrigeration units shoot back.

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