Wasp nest found in attic

Why? :fearful:

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That is SO cool. I would freeze it to kill the organisms and turn that buzz-nest into art, man.

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They’re too busy to worry about you unless you fuck with them, yeah?

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They were there first? I just needed shelter for the night, halfway through a trip to go move furniture for a stroke survivor. I generally get along pretty well with bees and wasps. Except yellowjackets, those things are evil.

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What movie is your icon from? It’s poking my nostalgia cortex something fierce.

Wizards, by Ralph Bakshi. The character’s name is… wait for it… Avatar.

Yeah, I know, it’s a groaner.

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Ah, Bakshi, Wizards is the shit.

P.S. Positive contextual cue here.

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Burn everything

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Thanks bro! I’m looking up where I can watch it right this second!

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True, dat. Fuckers will stare at you, deciding if they feel like swarming you, or not. I suspect they can smell whether or not you’re allergic, and decide from there.

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You did what now?

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So…is there a safe inside the nest? And how long will we have to wait until Rob opens the nest with his Sawzall/oxygen lance?

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They even installed a Highway of Night Terrors…

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Nuke it from orbit; it’s the only way to be sure.

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Great, now I’m going to be attacked by an angry swarm of wasps that are on fire!

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Here at J&J Pest Prevention we think we treated a bigger nest at the weekend

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Sigh…okay, gas up the orbiter. I’ll grab another nuke.

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Nice one, but I don’t envy you in the slightest.

Welcome to Boing Boing, by the way.

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Pest prevention, huh?

I hear the Americans have an problem with some orange critter that’s trying to crawl its way through the sewer system and into the White House.

Do you have any suggestions?

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