Watch a 1980s promotional video for a nudist resort (NSFW)

Hope those bikes aren’t rentals.

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All true, though I would wonder if nudist redoubts do have minority creeper problems. It seems like the sort of scene that would have to be vigilant against bad faith participants.

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Meh. Whatever floats your boat, or tickles your pickle… but that music tho’…did the same ‘production company’ make low-budge 80’s porn? Sheesh.

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Take it up with them, not me, although I think with the advent of the internet “nudist” magazine subscriptions have dwindled substantially…

I have padded bike shorts for that reason.

But hey, maybe they develop calluses.

Or ride very slowly.

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Not everywhere is a nudist resort.

Trust me on that. :neutral_face:

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Not with that attitude, it isn’t!

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Marketing in the 80s often included mailing VHS tapes. When I bought a Nordic Trac they sent me a difficult to watch video of an Olympic athlete demonstrating it; they wanted the video back after I watched it, as I recall. I did not comply, but I felt justified in this as they charged me twice for one Nordic Trac. They happily and promptly refunded the extra charge, and I made 30 bucks on the deal due to shifting Can-US exchange rates . I remember thinking I had glimpsed some deep secret of international finance that some smarter person could exploit. Money for Nothing as a popular song of the day would have it.

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On the one hand, thank you civilization for putting resort muzac behind us. On the other hand, now let’s do the same with generic YouTube music. We can do it, I believe in us.

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Not naked volleyball, but I give you, MASH, Naked bet clip.

From MAS*H, 1973, Season 1, Episode 18

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It is the same production company that made low and high-budge 80s porn soundtracks. And 80s top 40 hits (all of them) and themed 80s compilations, 80s fashion, faces, porn-mustaches, sunglasses, interior design, people and all the 80s weather. The 1980s were a full-on conspiracy to eliminate style, taste and looks. If the Soviet Union hadn’t collapsed it would still be going on. Now since it has been run by three color-blind Iranian one-legged veterans style and fashion just have not been the same.

one of my favorite episodes and scenes…

“everyone is a walking zero a cypher!!!”

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My biggest problem with nudism is that the climates most conducive to it involve wearing goodly amounts of sunscreen to avoid burn in places no man should experience sunburn. Its tough to put it on down there without looking like I am “enjoying myself” in public.

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Looks wholesome, but who can afford that much sunscreen?

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Yes to your question. In fact, I ran into one of those types of travel agencies about ten years ago, they’ve been around for decades. They specialize in trips to clothing optional resorts and cruises, as well as the more esoteric and sexual type vacations like Hedo. A video like this, though, is more of a community marketing tape designed to be distributed via ads in sex magazines of the time.

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Its tough to put it on down there without looking like I am “enjoying myself” in public.

No problem! Have a friend do it for you!

Wait, no, uh…

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“I work at a nudist resort; I wipe down the bike seats.”

Now I really want to go to my high school reunion.

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it reminds me of burning man (including the bikes), but greener and less, you know, fire.

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