Originally published at: Watch: A deer affectionately approaches a woodcutter with a chainsaw | Boing Boing
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Well now who let the deer have a chainsaw in the first place?
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Close Encounter of a Deer Kind.
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Indeed! Affectionate or not, if you approach me with a chain saw I will be wary. 
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Same as “What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?”
You call him Sir.
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Or whatever honorific is requested! 
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Exactly.
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We try to avoid those around here. First they came for the flowers, then they brought ticks, and next it’ll be COVID…
Bambi’s revenge!
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Not now, deer; I’m working.
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That would be the first woodcutter the deer “approached affectionately.”
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A gentle nudge would lead to kickback…now the deer has a CHAINSAW.
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It was a dark and stormy night in Texas and the deer have chainsaws…
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Deer: “That has got to be the noisiest beaver I’ve ever seen.”
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The only thing that can stop a deer from having a chainsaw is good guy who never gives it to him in the first place.
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“Mom says it’s my turrrrrrrn!”
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