Yeah … I mean, sure this guy was in the army and all, but I was in the air force and I wouldn’t know how to start a plane, let alone fly one.
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I submit that he is actually a classic ‘CGR’;
– COLOSSAL GAPING RECTUM –
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If he has any propaganda value, I can imagine some Russian soldiers being assigned to escort him. Reminds me of this
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He’s not wearing an identifiable uniform, so he can be summary executed.
Dunno if the Geneva Conventions have anything for War Crimes Tourist, but they’re pretty keen on uniforms.
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I was momentarily confused by a Texan joining in this fight - until I realized what side he was on. Yeah, that’s on-brand, alright.
Christ. So it’s not like he’s going to come to any kind of realization he’s on the wrong side. If it was going to happen, it already would have…
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Here’s a Texas Unicorn Chaser for that. Kind House Ukrainian Bakery in Amarillo, TX has been raising money for people in need in Ukraine for many years. It’s an awesome organization.
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Yes that… and whatever cigarettes he brought along.
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If he’s never heard from again, one could only gaze at the army’s mobile crematoriums and wonder.
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I hope he could only use one half of a round-trip ticket.
A polite way of saying GFY
Headline:
Brave Ukrainian woman tells Russian soldier: ‘Put sunflower seeds in your pocket so they grow when you die’
Go to Gitmo.
Go directly to Gitmo.
Do not land on American Soil.
Do not collect any more paychecks.
Yeah, for the FDCists running around down here, it is.
We can dream…
Well, we could also set up a memorial for him:
So people can pay him the respect he has earned.
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Sure sounds like the Kremlin thinks so; he’s been enthusiastically spewing Putin’s propaganda on RT since early 2015.
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It was just a matter of time until one of these Dumbfucks showed up. He won’t be the last.
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LOL! This is priceless.
As the Ukrainians till his rotted corpse under their fields.
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Like Steven Segal - a really good career move. /s
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There’s no crazy like Texas crazy!
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Guys like that can not IMAGINE anybody, anywhere, seeing them as anything less than the biggest, baddest, rootin’est-tootin’est motherfucker alive.
And they believe it themselves, right up until the moment they finally fuck with the wrong person, and get turned into grease stains. Which doesn’t happen often enough or fast enough.
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Hate to tell you, but to jerks like this guy this is the very definition of freedom.
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