Originally published at: Watch a tornado strike an empty Andover, Kansas elementary school | Boing Boing
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“Join us for breakfast!”
Also:
“Dude, where’s my car?”
There’s an old joke in Kansas that maintains you need three people to identify something blowing in Kansas winds; one to say, “Here it comes!”, one to say, “There it is!”, and one to say “There it goes!” at pretty much the same time.
Whoever installed the two benches with the trashcan in between them, the bike racks, and the playground equipment, well done! All hell broke looks and none of them even budged.
I was surprised at the resilience of the small trees as well, none of them seemed too perturbed by the chaos.
Two trash cans escaped at 2:45 into the movie, but at 2:48 the third trash can was thwarted and unable to complete their bid for freedom.
Whence the old adage “it is better to bend than to break”.
and so the cameras that do not change one inch on their shooting direction.
Blimey! So many CCTV Cameras for one school.
The cameras are to ensure the children are being properly indoctrinated into christo-fascist ideologies and groomed for early childhood pregnancies without being needlessly weighed down over things like the history of America. Need to make sure there aren’t any sketchy folks standing outside handing out copies of Maus or Stamped, or protesting the lack of sex education.
Lest God punish the community with a natural disaster
Evolution has been at this quite a while. It has figured a few things out. I agree it is amazing how tough those little trees are, though!
Someone’s construction is well and truly fucked, judging by the number of 2x4s flying about, many in pieces.
Oof, this reminds me when Andover got smacked hard in '91 from a tornado, it’s scary stuff.
Yeah, I suspect that plants with root systems that couldn’t stand up to something like this, were weeded out long ago.
A tough little tree is a happy little tree.
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