Watch: Distracted SUV driver allegedly on phone runs right over a moving Corvette

Originally published at: Watch: Distracted SUV driver allegedly on phone runs right over a moving Corvette | Boing Boing

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Wedge meet block.

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Dang! Good to see the corvette’s driver wasn’t hurt.

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Even my only modestly lowered sports sedan would fit comletely under some of the lifted pickup trucks around here without touching. Maybe not lengthwise, but perpendicularly for sure.

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“Dudes! they executed my 'vette!”

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She was really phoning it in with her attention on the road…

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Was this an audition for a Bond movie? (Videos are all teed up for you at the perfect moment.)

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Reach complete enlightenment, and quickly, fuckwit.

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I’m afraid I would express my displeasure in a very visible manner. There for a minute I was hoping the ford might roll on it’s side. That driver should lose their license for a good long period of time and the vette would get the most top dollar restoration available even if it’s not one of the highest sought out models.

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Mass momentum in action. They were both moving at impact time, but only one kept moving.

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Corvette stopped before the impact.

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I’m fascinated by the possible level of obliviousness for someone to end up at that angle and think the best thing to do is just keep driving.

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I’m impressed by how much of that corvette there was left afterwards.

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Hey. Give the the SUV driver some credit. At least he stopped!

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People often talk about the dangers of Teslas on autopilot. But how does that compare to humans who are on autopilot?

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The driver is probably used to going over curbs and such, and didn’t think anything of it.

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I call bullshit. This has to be staged

1. Tesla’s “autopilot” isn’t one.
2. It will hand full control of the vehicle to the driver when a crash is imminent.

So to answer your queation: their statistics look fantastic.

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I’d like to believe that this is all part of a clever music video for Yuppie Cadillac, where the two vehicular protagonists are juxtaposed; but I’m going with ‘just a tiny crumb of today’s reckless negligence’ on plausibility grounds.