How does she know this wasn’t Lizard Jesus trying to impregnate her with Himself for his second coming?
Some people just have no faith in [Lizard] God… SMH.
How does she know this wasn’t Lizard Jesus trying to impregnate her with Himself for his second coming?
Some people just have no faith in [Lizard] God… SMH.
Whatever, I’m not going to kink-shame. Other than that, was the sex good?
Her D&D campaigns must be lit.
George Van Tassel, self-proclaimed Asian explorer and Alien contactee, ran an annual UFO gathering at the Giant Rock locale near Joshua Tree, California. His sweet young daughter became pregnant. She said the father was a Martian, but the kid sure looked human. Go figure.
I am definitely not a psychiatrist, but wouldn’t she think he was still an imposter until she got psychiatric treatment?
Ugh, I hate it when that happens.
Fucking Wednesday again already?
The language of love overcomes all barriers…
Wait, are you saying they were really speaking French?
I was surprised to hear her use the term “hafling”…does she play D&D?
It’s all coming up in the winter 2021 sitcom “My Two Dereks!”
As an aside, she was so funny in that skit. I was laughing so hard I had trouble breathing.
“Xerxes.” Gawd, I feel so stupid! All this time I thought this was all about grease fittings!!’
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