I was rather taken with the delivery dude’s dance moves. That was some quality head action he’d got going on there.
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Moose rings the doorbell. Then the squirrel attacks.
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“I know you’re in there … you have to come out sometime!”
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The squirrel was hoping UPS stood for United Peanut Service.
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My favorite Far Side panel. It’s still a go-to quote when we’re going somewhere or doing something important:
“—and no smoking, Carl.”
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{squints} Is that Perd Hapley?
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Nah, I doubt a lizard would have a name that complicated.
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Yes, that, exactly. With an added girly manly girly scream.
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right. I was like watch how a delivery man ends up getting rabies and doesn’t get his shots and then dies horrifically later. But I’m one cycle ahead on any internet thing I encounter.
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Australians would do that. We don’t have rabies. A nip from a wild animal is just a nip.
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Except that all Australian animals are venomous. You even managed to produce a venomous mammal.
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Me too. He was a great pet who we let return to the wild as he became an adult and would run right up to your shoulder for years to say hello. We had a replacement mail man who freaked out when he did it to him the first time though.
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(I want to respond with “Cool story, bro,” but I guess I won’t.) 
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I should’ve noted that I wasn’t trying to explain the reference 
I just love Perd and jumped at an opportunity
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huh? no rabies on entire continent?
congrats on having one thing more dangerous in america i guess?
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