Watch indicted Oath Keepers founder stuffing himself into a hidey hole in his backyard

Just when I thought I found the bottom, I found a hole in the bottom.

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Or until they just get together and take the loot for themselves and go off on their own. There is a reason the term “mercenary” is considered an antonym of “loyal”.

This is why I am going to be the pickle and booze prepper. It doesn’t attract undue attention of marauders and it requires my effort to keep it going. If you want those deviled eggs and that booze, you gotta keep me alive.

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Then one of them will appoint himself leader and they’re back where they started.

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The vicious cycle of the hoarder/survivalist. Even the Mad Max 2 (The Road Warrior) acknowledged that both hoarding and marauding are not long term solutions.

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You don’t understand how advanced these people are. The pictures are misinformation. His real hidey hole is inside that hidey hole. Duh.

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Only fools hoard gold in preparation for hard times. The most wealthy regent in this brave new society will rule from on high atop a toilet-paper throne.

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Im sure Bezos is busy working on Ketracel white for his goons.

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Baby Bels as small change perhaps?

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That dude needs to get some perspective!

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I assume most here have read Cory’s novella collection Radicalized? Masque of the Red Death in particular quite satisfyingly exploring the prepper mentality and why it’ll go very very bad for you cowering in a hidey hole filled with your USB drive bitcoin wallets while the survivors rebuild the sanitation plants. It’s got a quite excellent audiobook recording as well.

I am not affiliated with C. Doctorow. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Bowing Down At Your Service GIF by NETFLIX

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It goes without saying that the most sought-after bachelor in the kingdom will be Prince Charmin.

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The dude is outhouse filler, basically? :laughing:

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Seems like an insult to perfectly functional and practical field latrines.

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The guns and gold, of cour - Oh!

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Laughing Hysterically Cardi B GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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I would argue: Safe, potable drinking water coming from a properly-dug well or municipal water system.

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especially after the soap runs out

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both the fans of the original and the writers of the remake seemed to miss this important point

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Thunderdome and Fury Road made the point that hoarding and monopolizing resources makes life miserable and inhuman for most.

Marauding being a big waste of time and effort.
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With occasional really awesome looking electric guitar flamethrowers.

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