Watch MSNBC's Chris Hayes unintentionally coin a new euphemism for masturbation

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“Shaking the champagne bottle” is how the 1% do it.

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His guest looks like an older version of the Pitch Meeting videos guy.

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bottle

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He’s exaggerating, from my experience you don’t have to shake it more than once or twice to get it to pop.

A champagne bottle, I mean.

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A new contender for the throne currently held by “bashing the bishop.”

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Hush, hush, keep it discreet,
Christopher Hayes is [telling his story].

Thanks, NatLamp for planting the original couplet in my impressionable, adolescent brain so many decades ago.

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Flogging the dolphin will always have a special place in my heart

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remember when they used to give him 2 hours on the weekends to actually talk about issues when he started with msnbc? he was fantastic then

now they’ve pretty much ruined him like maddow (maddow used to be incredible, now they’ve somehow convinced her to wear all this dumb makeup and spout the daily “must reads”

Where I come from it’s “polishing the bishop”. Yes, we think it’s weird, too.

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