Originally published at: Watch Piers Morgan storm off the set of Good Morning Britain… for good | Boing Boing
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I hope the door hit him in the ass on the way out and he fell down the steps.
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So is the correct term for Piers Morgan in proper British slang, a right wanker or a tosser?
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Bellend, I believe.
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I’ll get flagged or modded for using the correct terminology here.
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Specifically no “Sorry to see you go”, or “Best wishes for the future”.
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I’m just glad they managed to squeeze in him getting history-pwned over Churchill’s racism and brutality before his un-timely exit. So weird to live in this time of freedom-to-lick-boots enthusiasts.
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A “Storm” is a significant meteorological event that’s important to the environment, that has a place in myth, religion, art and literature. Piers walking away from an overpaying position is not a “storm”. It is best described as a “flounce”. Please correct the heading.
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As good a time as any to drag out this bit I’ve been dining out on for years, now:
Asked to define to word “countryside,” Stephen Fry (living god of wit), quipped “the act of killing Piers Morgan.”
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UK slang is such a rich source of appropriate terms.
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ETA: complaints about Piers, not about him going.
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A related story. American conservatives might hate Morgan’s position on guns, but being crypto-monarchists and racists they stand with him on Meghan and Harry.
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A flounce has also been called storming off for at least the duration of my lifetime, and probably several centuries longer.
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I’m sure he has a job waiting for him at the right wing entirely neutral and unbiased GB News.
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I did not know that one and had to look it up. Adding it to my repertoire now. Thanks.
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