I’m working on a theory that Earth is actually a tessellated hypercube. I think my findings will completely blow everyone’s mind.
Contrary to what you might think, my complete lack of knowledge regarding physics, or, you know. . . “geometry”, is actually a plus, because I won’t fall into the same traps these ivory-tower eggheads fall into.
Mainly I just like the phrase “tessellated hypercube.” I think it will impress enough people that I can sell subscriptions to my mimeographed newsletter.