Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/01/19/watch-trump-boast-about-his-brand-and-saving-millions-of-lives-in-his-witness-deposition-video.html
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Watch Trump boast
I eagerly look forward to the day that I never have to hear about that orange muthafucka again…
he saved “millions of lives” by preventing North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un from dropping nuclear bombs.
And I’ve personally prevented tiger attacks in all of America’s schools! (I mean, you’ve not heard of any tiger attacks in American schools lately, have you?)
Today, I stopped a potentially devastating bio-weapon attack in my town. By not feeding my dog any cheese.
Well, not too much cheese.
I don’t know about “millions of lives” saved by imaginary nuclear war but I know millions of infections and deaths caused by his “it will be gone by summer” COVID response. The guy had been lying for too long he believes in his own fart smell like rose.
I sincerely hope any financial penalty he faces is based on his delusional figure of ten billion.
“I mean I became President because of The Brand.”
– Syphilitic dementia sufferer Donald Trump
Maybe we should elect Heinz or Burder King or Pampers to be our President. Couldn’t be much worse.
witness deposition
You mean witless deposition, right?
Stupid people listen to Don and soak up his lies like a sponge
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