Heâs currently denying the story.
His new spokesman âRonald Trumboâ confirmed by phone that there is absolutely nothing to this ridiculous claim and the media should stop pestering his incredibly smart, handsome and well-endowed employer about this silly non-story.
Next up, Donald Trump is really Tony Clifton in a bad wig.
I tried going to the CNN.com website; I immediately got two pop-ups (one about terms and another Breaking News story) and after I clicked out of these, the linked story disappeared.
These sites are so non-user friendly. Grrr.
Shaggy did the whole âimplausibleâ deniability thing so much better:
Or maybe heâs just Donald Trump in a bad wig. Thatâs bad enoughâŚ
Hey, sock puppets have their uses.
Drumph was doing it before it was cool!
I wonder about that note from his âphysicianâ who said his âastonishingly excellentâ exam âshowed only positive results.â
itâs how I get favorites.
Iâm amazed this actually fooled anyone that was familiar with him. His broken-sentenced, verbal-equivalent-of-illiterate manner of speaking is rather distinctive.
Are we sure it was really Trump? It couldâve been any asshole.
And they [GOP] thought Mittens Romney was a bad choice, answer the phone, itâs your wakeup call GOP.
Is his old butler also Drumpf?
Shouldnât every article about Mr. von Clownstick end with the words The Aristocrats?
Donât we have things like voice biometrics that can put an end to this little mystery in 5 seconds?
Did you listen to the audio file? Sounds similarly enough and the word choice by the speaker is key to WaPoâs claim.
Whoosh
now THIS is the type of investigative reporting on him that the media shouldâve been doing for the past 8 months or so.
My bad. Your snark is usually easy to detect, partly because youâve never made any serious comment. I just thought you may have been serious this time.
câmon imagine the White House press conferences.
