Watermelon stabber arrested





The link in the OP is malformed. This one seems to work.


Wow, everybody sounds like a dick here, but I don’t think the guy’s gonna do any time for melon murder.


The melon obviously had it coming. It had been nagging him for weeks.


I do hope that the assailant was wearing something akin to this:


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