'We all need the D,' claims adorably clueless Canadian ad campaign for Vitamin D

Why would that surprise you?
Didn’t one of our greatest modern philosophers teach us that the Russians love their children too,


However, I do notice a conspicuous lack of Underoos, so…

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This is what the Urban Dictionary is for; explaining things that are too embarrassing to ask about.
(Of course, it doesn’t help when a seemingly innocuous phrase like “netflix and chill” becomes an innuendo without one realising. That one took me months to realise)

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Even the youngs get tripped up by N&C.

(Coach Jim is the University of Michigan’s Jim Harbaugh, Murphy is a high school player he was ahem wooing.)

It depends… Could be LSD, PCP or smack, for example.
The real travesty is the pseudo-science behind the whole Vitamin D thing.
So much misinformation out there!

Also…‘Cause big D’s in your mouth is bad for your health’ - Ice Cube

Do tell.

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(“Solid dick” implausibly meant “straight talk” in this context)

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Come on, next you’ll be telling me that Topgun isn’t about Tom Cruise’s character’s struggle with his own homosexuality. To be clear; that is the character ‘Maverik’ - not Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is obviously and in no way gay.

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Something in cheek, anyway.

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I just thought it was an ad for coming out as an adult.

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Canada has run a TV show for years called “Mr D”

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Yeah, but it’s a sitcom on CBC—in other words, basically unwatched. :wink:

I can’t blame anybody who doesn’t make time for it - and I wanted to like it :frowning:

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