Weird video on how to remove ingrown pubic hair


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/08/weird-video-on-how-to-remove-i.html


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#3

So, they couldn’t afford a human voice actor after spending their entire budget on all that quality illustration.

The horror. The horror.


#4

I’m still confused about these signs I see for “laser hair removal”-- who even has “laser hairs” and why would you get them removed if you can shoot lasers out of them?


#5

The machine voice was uncanny valley.

I especially appreciated how the big text box obscured the most “important” diagrams.


#6

It sounds cool at first, but its gets tired real fast after you’ve tossed out three pairs of underwear in a week because you burned holes in them.


#7

“With great power comes great responsibility.”


#8

You think pubic laser hair is a problem? Scalp laser hair is terrible - lead-lined hijabs are incredibly heavy, and costly too.


#9

Can you imagine how much littler the text could’ve possibly been had they used a male figure?


#10

“And for your fin-al step, report to the nearest hu-man processing center.”


#11

if not a bit eerie,


#12

I like the magic stars around “cotton underwear”. It’s so obvious after all…


#13

I think they made the voice over with a Speak and Spell.


#14

Maybe they couldn’t find a human voice actor who was willing to voice a video on ingrown human pubic hair. I’m flabbergasted as to why they couldn’t find one, though. Flabbergasted.


#15

Chuck Norris was busy that day.


#16

It’s as if robots observed human beings for a few weeks, then decided to make this video on how to pluck a pubic ingrown hair.

Geeze, Alexa’s only had eyes for like a week! I guess driving turtles wasn’t enough for them.


#17

Hey, whaddya think the Ken Burns effect is free? :thinking: Oh…


#18

Do NOT taunt Happy Ingrown Pubic Hair!


#19

I heard about a guy who plucked a nosehair, got an infection that got to his brain, and died.

Guess he forgot the name of that doxicilytriplecibate (or whatever) that the robot said to smear on afterward.


#20

“Curse your foul ex-is-tence as an a-bom-in-a-tion on the earth, or-gan-ic being.”