What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction?

boing
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The ancient Egyptians were actually black, so there is no way a pharaoh looked like Yul Brynner. Pharaohs looked like this:

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This is the kind of joke you get in eMohel.

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Well, since Yul Brynner was SWISS, yeah - no kidding!

Brynner/Brunnner is one of the Swiss surnames. Switzerland: 8 million people, 15 last names…

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Let’s not get Carraway! Or I’m Leaven!

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Isn’t that from the Book of Jabba: Chapter VI?

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What do you get when you use a condom made form matzo meal?

Pesadick

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And for those of Orthodox Christian persuasion:

Q: What happened to the fugitive priest who stole a car?

A: He claimed it was Lent to him, went to Fast Pascha traffic cop, and now he’s on the lam(b).

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Oy, vey…

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At our seder last night, someone asked,

"When the Egyptian princess found Moses, wouldn’t she have been able to tell that he was Jewish, because he’d been circumcised? "

…and then they continued, “Wouldn’t that have been a tip off?”

We cheered them for winning the seder.

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Dont eat the stuff that comes in jars, make it fresh with spices and it tastes great!

and yeah @pesco guess that makes me one of “them”. I actually like matzah!

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In Burbank, CA you can pass over Pass Overpass over Passover.

https://www.google.co.il/maps/place/N+Pass+Ave,+Burbank,+CA+91505,+USA/@34.1676633,-118.3537885,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x80c2958199c9998b:0x9f847c0dd74f7366!8m2!3d34.1676589!4d-118.3515945

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