What happens if you try to steal a Rolls-Royce hood ornament?

Yeah, but if you touch it, it will disappear right into the hood.

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FTFY

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If you succeed, it’s replaced by this…

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no match for a sawzall and vice grips

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I’m not saying that you should bring super glue and put a few drops around the edges, but it would be high-larious if you did!

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If a Rolls were ever fortunate enough to fall into my hands, the first thing I’d do to it is replace the Spirit of Excess with a good ol’ fashioned Rubber Duck.

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“You’re going down?”

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Is it just me, or is that a constipated rubber duck?

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Trust the brit aristos: the “Spirit of Ecstasy” is a bent over fairy ready to be driven.

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Classy folks, like myself, replace it with a more accurate representation…

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how much do you have to pay the dealership to get it to come back out?

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…blink…

Better not snatch any fingers off of any inquisitive kids with that doodad, or someone else is gonna own that Rolls!

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Kind of reminds me of the Saw-stop

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Someone (I assume kids, or someone who really hates Italians) kept stealing the badge from my Alfa; while I finally gave up and stopped replacing it, I gave careful thought to ways to protect it. None of these involved the badge hiding, mainly they involved it counterattacking.

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Oh no, the trap door got Lady Ecstasy! I have to rescue her!

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how the hell am I supposed to cut my weiners now?

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Hire a professional?

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I see they’ve improved the device. The last iteration of it I saw shot a 3/4" bolt through the blade

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Does it still kill the blade?

I’d rather be out $100 for a new blade than left with 9 and half fingers.

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