Paul McCartney wrote the worldâs worst Christmas song.
Chingity ching HEE HAW HEE HAW.
At least twice.
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There are worse songs, technically, but âItâs the Most Wonderful Time of the Yearâ is the most commonly played Christmas song that I just canât stand. Itâs so generic, it feels like it was created by a committee. The Williams recording is polished to a sheen, but itâs an empty song.
we all know it involves a grandma and reindeer.
Incorrect. âWonderful Christmas Timeâ is the worst, although any Christmas song ranking is like trying to decide which was the worst genocide.
The Little Drummer Boy can take his drum and stick it up his parum pum pum pum.
Easy question: itâs the one about a really creepy stalker.
I came up with this about 5 years ago, when an interminable project coincided with the Yuletide season:
Itâs the most wonderful time of the year!
Oh, the client is yellinâ
The whole projectâs smellinâ
And I need a b-e-e-e-e-e-r!
Itâs the most wonderful time of the y-e-e-e-e-ar
Itâs the hap, happiest season of all!
Iâd prefer a good beating
To another meeting.
Not one more conference c-a-a-aâll!
Itâs the hap, happiest season of allâŚ
Dominic the Christmas Donkey - somebody clearly wanted some of that sweet, sweet Rudolph money.
The real problem is quality control. They will play any song. If they were good songs, you might even want to hear them other times of the year. Rudolph, right? So catchy and memorable little kids sing it all year. White Christmas, great song, fine. But, Sir Paul, yeesh dude. And Holly Jolly Christmas, kill it once for me.
Sushi Christmas by 8 Foot Man Child
My daughter and I have, lo, these many years, sung a little ditty that goes âItâs beginning to smell a lot like piss-pants. Eeeeeeverywheeerrre you gooooooâ.
Me do good dadding, for sure.
Anything American.
This year, we heard Whamâs Last Christmas on the radio, and my 10 year old daughter said, âhey! someone remade Taylor Swiftâs Christmas song!â
*sigh *
John Lennon and Yoko Ono, âHappy Xmas (War is Over)â AKA âSo this is Christmasâ. Overwhelming Lennonite earnestness, overplayed to the point of torture, and out-of-tune caterwauling children + Yoko. Blasphemy to some who worship at the Church of St. John the Beatle, Iâm sure, but if this and McCartneyâs âWonderful Christmastimeâ were to retroactively vanish from the world I would be a happier person.
I donât think there is a single worst Christmas song, but if I have to pick just oneâŚ